Forum Game!: Counter Wars

Basically, this is how it works.

Example:

First guy types: Clown throws pie @ Guy

Second guy has to type something that counters it, like

Clown is blind and misses.

I'll start, Banana Eats Man.

banana is slipery and just frikken slips b4 eating man

Discovers it and throws it to the trash-can

Trash-Can is full, thus banana fails to enter and bounces back out to eat man.

man puts up shield with anti banana sticker

Unfortunately, sticker doesn't protect man from shield, thus shield is useless.

Slices the banana into half with a Claymore (Teh secret item!!)

banana is ethernal

casts double fire ball on sliced bananas , since it is ethereal, bananas take double damage.

banana casts wind walk

man casts lets 5 sentry wards around him, man spots banana , man uses storm bolt, man prepares for leap attack

Banana uses divine shield

banana goes in to ethereal mode and uses divine shield

Banana is not a Paladin, thus Divine Shield is negated and banana gets jumped the first time.

man activates endurance arua making him go faster therfor banana wears off divine shield and man casts infernal on banana

banana images right before infernal hits. thus the damage and effect is unaffective to banana

man casts silence b4 he casts images

banana blinks away with kelens dagger in time

Banana is afraid of knife and thus, afraid to use. Banana becomes fried.

banana has reincarnation, banana is reincarnated

Guy didn't see Banana reincarnating, slips on Banana. Then guy sues Banana. Guy wins lawsuit, Banana's powers confiscated.

LightburneR wrote:

Guy didn't see Banana reincarnating, slips on Banana. Then guy sues Banana. Guy wins lawsuit, Banana's powers confiscated.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL


banana calls upon 213890123820193812038219080 of his banana super power friends to WTFPWN man

Banana lost all money in lawsuit and thus, phone was confiscated as well, last statment rendered void.

banana goes bad end of counter wars

start of new one

fish 1 wants to shoot fish 2

Fish lacks gun, therefore, is unable to shoot.