Joke and riddle topic

well as the title tells u its a JOKE & RIDDLE THREAD meaning post jokes/funny pictures(not disturbing ones tho)/hard quizes and other of the sort here

well ill start off

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
post answear here

chuck norris

and NO CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT FRIKKEN FUNNT HE IS FUKEN LAME LAMEM LAME JDASPDJAPJSAD HE MAKES ME WANT TO SPAM THAT
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I HOPE U BURN IN WATER NORRIS

Chuck Norris Junior!

chuck norris senior

to easy bee ^^ its a river heard that one when i was like 3 yrs old ^^ heres a harder one



A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?




ill reveal the A in 24 hours if no one can get it right ^^

he told him that the statment was false

YOU'LL SENTENCE ME TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON

gratz kael got it right rofl yea he saiud ull sentance me to 6 yrs and then he was telling the truth he would get four but if the judge said yes he would be contradicting himself so to save embarrisment he let him go free of all charges lol



and i say kael cheated lol i reckon he used google XD

I'll start a new riddle,

BEE. DON'T ANSWER THIS.


Riddle : How do you make the Number Seven become even?

No clue zero =o but heres a joke =D

A young scientist is doing a study on spiders.

He places the spider in the middle of the table goes to a corner and says "Come spider, come!"

The spider comes and the scientist pulls of one its legs.

The Scientist keeps on doing this until the spider has no more legs.

The scientist then says "Come spider, come" The spider didn't come.

The scientist repeats "Come spider, COME!" and the spider still didn't come.

he scientist repeats one last time, "COME SPIDER, COME!!" And the spider didn't come.

The scientist angrily takes out his notebook and writes:

"When spider loses last leg, spider goes deaf."

Wow, you don't know how to make the number seven become even?

cancel the s? O.o

OMG, NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THE NUMBER SEVEN BECOME EVEN!!?!?!/


DITHT, THAT IS THE ANSWER BUT YOU SUCK AT MATH.

i know i do but u dont have to degrade me even more =/ EVIL

Okay, another riddle.. This one is easy..

DON'T ANSWER THIS HAMAMA, BEE.


Where do you keep a PURPLE DINOSAUR?

in ribena drink LOL

near the house?


or in an old garage!!! a VERY old garage...

No, the answer was BARN-ey o_O

meh =/ that was kinda degrading ._.

heres 2 riddles =p

1. There was a blackdog on a black road and a car with broken headlights managed to swerve out of the way and miss the dog.

How did the person in the car see the dog?
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2. On a Sunday morning, the wife of a wealthy family woke up to find her husband dead, so she called the police. When the police came, thay gathered this info:

The butler was arranging the cabinets
The wife was sleeping,
The maid was getting the mail,
Their limo driver was driving around town,
The cook was making breakfast,
And the cleaner was cleaning.

Immediately the police knew who the murderer was.

Who was it?

to number 2 its teh butler...i donno kniw why i just do

i dont know about number 1 but for number 2 i think its the wife...or the limo driver

It's the wife. Who the heck wakes up to see a dead body, and goes back to sleep right after calling the police? It could be the maid, though. >_>

Ok, bee. you're wrong it's not the butler, HamAma your second guess is right. The mail doesn't come on sunday